If everyone were more like Christian Holladay, the world would be a much drunker place. He was born and raised in Colorado, where his mother used to put Coors Lite in his baby bottle, starting little Christian on the path to borderline alcoholism. It could be said that Christian attended Jacksonville University, but technically one must actually physically go to a certain number of classes to be considered a student. Somehow Christian slipped under the radar (probably passed out under a coffee table) long enough to emerge with a degree in audio recording. He celebrated his graduation with an eighteen month bender in Nashville. Christian holds the honour of "Only One of the Guys Who Can Grow a Real Beard", a fact that his well-trimmed beard points out every day.
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