Vincent Elliott holds the distinction of being the tallest of the five guys. Although tall, he lacks the coordination to play basketball, so after a failed attempt to get the attention of NBA scouts, he settled in to be a poet and essayist. Born and raised in northwestern Canada, the cold air preserved his boyish good looks, which is why even though he's the oldest member of the group, he looks like an awkward 17 year old. Vincent studied at Bodenseehof College (in southern Germany) and the University of Kentucky, where he studied veterinary medicine, which makes him an insufferable know-it-all whenever the conversation turns to puppies, which happens more often than you'd think.